Wow, lots of buzz around Tumblize today. Those guys that, for “just $999” will supply you with a brand new theme for your tumblelog. No, seriously, it’s just $999. For a one-page design. Oh, and it was something like $500 last time I looked, which means I must really have underestimated how stupid people are.
Obviously, these guys are catering to rich, stupid people. Since a) no one except someone really stupid pays $999 for a one-page design, and b) except rich people with more money than sense.
That said, these guys are pros. Know how I know that? Look at this, from one of the tumblelogs they take credit for:

And here it is in Internet Explorer, too:
Somehow, even worse.
Do yourself a favour and ask Bill Israel or Cameron, whose charges start at around $200 and $400 respectively, instead. (Or even me, for $200.) You know, unless you want to get ripped off.
Oh, and guys, again, it’s a tumblelog, not a Tumblr. The same way my photos on Flickr are just photos, not Flickrs.